I am the Abrasive Critic
Posted on: February 24, 2009
Welcome to my world. I want to love the movies, but it’s hard when 90% of what comes out of the modern studio system is crap. I know the good ones are out there, and when I find them, I’ll be honest, but don’t expect me to find them too often.
March 25th, 2009 at 2:23 am
YO YOU GUYS..
oh man i love your reviews.. i was so gonna spend $ on Watchmen, but now well.. i just dream i did and i wont be so pissed off.
and hey.. if you ever want a guest female host to trash those shitty chick flicks.. i am so there!!!
xoxoox
r
March 25th, 2009 at 8:27 am
Hey Critic, Love your reviews. Please more more more. In fact, review Madea goes to Jail next. I think it will be the next blockbuster of the century and cant wait, but I want a professional opinion.
THX
And . . . .Starship Troopers = Best movie ever!!
March 28th, 2009 at 7:21 am
Madea goes to Jail is the Macbeth of Late Capitalism.
Thanks for watching and fuck everyone who thought The Watchmen was worth spending your 12 dollars on. Are movies cheaper outside of New York? If they are, I don’t care. Fuck you if you don’t live in New York.
Look out for my next review of “I Love You Man” with guest star, Butter.
March 30th, 2009 at 9:36 am
Yes in some places movies are cheaper than in New York. On the left coast the average is about $10.00. But wait wait wait. For military and students it is often reduced to the low low price of $9.50. Just one of the cinema industries way of saying thank you to all the soldiers who give their lives to fight commies or space aliens or whatever. “Thanks for defending my freedom soldiers, here’s a shiny 50 cent piece back!!!” They reduce student prices too in thanks to all the college coeds who participated in Girls Gone Wild Sorority party movies. If you dont beleive me . . . that means your first born son will turn out gay.
April 11th, 2009 at 12:38 am
battlefield Earth is the best movie ever and then in a close second would be Pink Flamingos. I only pay .50 cents to watch movies. They are everywhere, you just have to go into an adult bookstore and gift shop and in the back you can watch movies!!!!! Maaaahhhhhh
April 22nd, 2009 at 9:35 am
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April 14th, 2010 at 12:35 am
Pre-built design with some slight modifications. Standard Wordpress blog layout. Thanks!